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Old 02-22-2007, 05:41 PM
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Default BRAG: had my first threesome (lolnohookeraments)

so i had a threesome last night. this girl i've been seeing im'd me last night asking me what i was up to. i was playing poker, and when i asked her what she was up to she said she was drinking with her friend. naturally i asked them to come over here to drink.

a little backstory: in the past she had told me she was bisexual and had hooked up with a girl before. the girl coming over was her best friend though and they had never done anything more than kiss.

also i've never had sex with this girl before...i had gotten head twice, thats it. i'd never met her friend before this night either.

so they came over and my buddy was here just chilling. he had to leave later in the night but was gonna stay for a few drinks. after a few hours we were pretty drunk (my friend was sober, only was nursing one drink). next thing i know they both have their shirts off and are between me and my friend. we immediately know what to do (esp) and go to take off the bras. zero resistance and they're both giggling and arguing with each other about who gives better head. they then go to the bathroom and my buddy does the ultimate hero move. he says "hey man i know i can get head tonight if i want it, but dude i think you can get both of them and i have to leave anyways...im gonna go." i had told him about the bisexual part earlier...i have good friends.

so he bounces and i just go into the bathroom after the girls...they're just talking nonsense..pretty drunk. i start kissing the girl i'm seeing and she starts grabbing my dick. next thing i know, her friend is doing the same thing. i then pull out the line: "wanna go upstairs?"

boom. so we're upstairs, in my bed. as soon as i hit the bed, they pull off my clothes, like instantly. they start fighting over who to give me head first, they compromise and one starts sucking on my balls and the other starts on my dick. it's unbelievable. i take a long time, i dunno how long, it was awhile, but they were troopers and kept switching until i got off.

then the girl i'm seeing started eating out her friend. like hardcore...the other girl was making crazy noises, saying all kinds of dirty things. it was like a porno and i was right there watching...i've never seen anything like that in real life.

she probably ate her friend out for half an hour and her friend was finally like get a condom, i need a dick in me (exact words).

i got one out and then started sexing her. the girl im seeing got jealous and wanted to be sexed too, so i started switch hitting...they were making out the whole time. i would spend like a few minutes on one then go to the other. again, i took a really long time but of course they enjoyed it.

finally i busted, we went outside to smoke a cig (my first since november but it hit the spot) came back in and went to sleep. this morning they left at like 8 because they had class in the morning.

the end

-nation

ps: last night before we fell asleep they told me they both enjoy anal and it gets them off so next time we're doing that too [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
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