33,000 calories in a day

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also, no one has mentioned peanut butter yet. a small jar has over 2k calories, so as you're stuffing yourself full of krispy kreme's you can just throw some peanut butter in there.

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don't forget to coat it with chocolate chips, wrap bacon around it, stuff it in a pork chop, batter and deep fry it, sprinkle some powdered sugar and top it off with some 30k calorie ice cream. Easy.