BEAT: KARMA

[UncleKraut]

So I'm playing in a live 2/3 no-limit game last night with this old dude who's in a wheel chair and on a breathing machine. Next to him is this annoying asian chick who keeps telling everyone he's her fiancee and think she's really funny.

The old guy has a caretaker with him who rolls him a couple feet away from the table so the old guy can eat this salad he ordered. He eats the salad with drool and food and slime coming out of his mouth. Disgusting. So the asian chick is like "Do you want me to share this salad with you honey?"

I mumbled under my breath that the thought of this is making me want to puke. She heard what I said and calls me a jerk and an [censored].

2 seconds later this happensboth $300 behind)

She raises to $35 UTG (huge overbet, raises are usually $15) and I call in MP with AK. Flop comes A92. She bets $6 I raise to $50. She calls. Turn J, I bet $100 she shoves I call.

She turns 99 for the set. I feel like I just got a.ssraped.

Karma's a bitch.