Playing with a "Blind" Drunk -- what's the maximum EV play here.

[KenProspero]

Late last night 3-6 at Canterbury.

I'm doing pretty well at the table -- up about 15 BB in 2 hours, sitting in the #4 seat.

I was thinking of heading home, when #3 seat opens up, and the new player is obviously impaired, and playing extremely LAGGY -- this could get interesting, and profitable, so I stay a while.

The problem -- the guy can't read the table from the #3 seat, every hand, he's asking the dealer to read the cards out. One hand, because of the combination of booze and eyesight, he doesn't realize that he's won the hand with a nut straight -- didn't know he hit it on the river, and just called the last bet -- well, cause that's what he does.

So, after too short a time -- he looks like he's going to get up and leave, begins complaining after every hand (maybe he'd have stayed, but that's my concern).

So -- here's the question.

Should I offer to swap seats with him.

On the plus side -- I want to keep this guy in the game as long as possible.

On the minus side -- I'm giving up a lot by moving out of position with respect to him, and maybe he won't leave.