ADHOC #2 AND PRIZE

[grando]

well my BLUEBALLS ADHOC went terribly and I lost 14 buyins in 10k hands - thread here - but I am doing it again because I'm a stubborn bitch.

I will be starting tomorrow afternoon when I wake up, and will be 4-5 tabling 100NL (playing 100NL for the last time ever) till I get to 10k hands. there will be a few minor breaks throughout the ADHOC, but I guarantee 10k hands and 24h before quitting (unless my computer breaks or similar cicrumstance occurs). I will also be posting updates during the day/night for everyone to see.

this time, however, I will give a prize to the person who gets closest to my overall win/loss. whole numbers only can be submitted, and my final tally will be rounded to whichever dollar amount it is closest to. the final hand tally may be slightly more or less than 10k hands, and that number (not specifically 10k) will be used to determine my total win/loss.

also, all entries will be closed when I announce closure tomorrow - somewhere around 4pm EST. if you don't get in in time don't bitch and complain - I won't care.

winner will get 5% of me in the sunday million on stars. I don't wanna hear any bitching about that either, or your entry will be eliminated.

also (and this is extremely important) - anyone who sees me playing blackjack in the multiplayer ongame client will get $50 transfered to their PokerStars account. I would probably be the only one with more than $50 on the table, so if you think it's me post a screenshot of the BJ table in this thread. the chances of this happening are non-zero, so watch out and you could be rich rich rich!

I will also be wearing my SHIP IT CRUCIAL t-shirt courtesy of* the shipitholla ballas for the duration of the ADHOC. this is an essential alteration to ensure that my failure the first time around is not repeated. luckily this t-shirt will be worn in the privacy of my own home due to its alleged aphrodisiac effect on the fairer sex.

ENOUGH TALK LET US GOGOGOGO

(*'courtesy of' refers to the nominal $30 fee that I paid for the right to own this copywritten apparel)