The Fundamental Theorem of Ballinnnnnnn

[MYNAMEIZGREG]

I do not take credit for the idea. Alphatmw made this post, and the idea of the theorem was initiated:

figure out what you can buy from stealing the blinds. that'll determine your balla status.

you: 3 mcdonalds apple pies
patrik antonius: ps3

you see?

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I now present the fundamental theorem of ballin:

To determine the level of ballerness, calculate the amount of money won by stealing the blinds, and determine the most "baller" item that can be purchased.

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So, this thread is to determine if YOU are a baller. Add up the amount you win from stealing the blinds, and let's see the most ballin thing you can come up with for that money. Obviously link to the item for verification purposes.