irrational and sudden impulses you'd never really do

[DING-DONG YO]

Mine aren't violent, but more anti-social. Like in many work situations (I work in an extremely stuffy, humorless environment), I often have to urge to just start saying nonsensical things and yelling. Like "THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA, BWORHARARARHYCHCYHCYAY WHAT THE [censored] ARE YOU THINKING SHIRLOCK?", then take off my shoe and throw a sweaty sock at them.

I also want to say things when people start getting passive-aggressive in my office, as they often do. Nothing ever gets said straight, everybody has to tip toe and walk on eggshells with each other. I want to say "just come right and tell me how you really feel [censored]? Let's just do it if you got the balls, bitch?"

Anyone else have these work related urges?

I like this thread.