Beat: Stuffed animals have batteries now

[Autocratic]

So I went to a kegs and eggs thing this morning (this is a party in which people cook breakfast and get wasted). As it's winding down, we're all pretty wrecked and about to leave. This girl I know and I were making fun of each other. Eventually I grew tired of this and decided to take action. I reached for a small stuffed camel thingy and winged it at her, and tagged her right in the face. SMACK. This is not what stuffed animals hitting human faces sound like, I think to myself.

Then she starts crying.

Beat: everyone thinks I hurt girls now
Brag: I hit her square in the face, not bad for a drunk
Variance: I'm posting this in BBV like some kind of jackass