Tips for Saving Money in Everday Life

[Daft as a brush]

My favourite tips...

1)Place an ice-cream tub in the basin to catch any excess water while washing hands. You'll quickly collect enough to flush the toilet

2)Make your own inexpensive mints by leaving blobs of toothpaste to dry on a window sill.

3) Experience the thrills of a skiing holiday without the expense. Simply glue two planks of wood to your feet, sit in your freezer for three hours, then run into a tree as fast as you can.

4) Dog owners. Don't waste money on a lead. Simply walk your dog backwards holding its tail.

5) To make a pot of supermarket coleslaw go further, simply grate a carrot, some cabbage and an onion into the tub, then add some mayonnaise.

Hope these help!