Beat - I'm a woman beater.

[RedJoker]

So last night I get into bed about 2 am with my girlfriend and my daughter (20 months old). I get comfy and fall asleep. About half 4 my girlfriend is screaming. She starts telling me I was kicking and punching her. I'm like WTF is going on.

So I get up and console her because she's freaked out. Anyway I had been attacking her in my sleep, I have a hazy recollection of facing her but nothing else. I don't sleep walk or anything else so it's really strange that this would happen.

We get back into bed and I face away from her just in case. She calms down but can't really sleep properly for the rest of the night.

Beat - I'm [censored] up.
Variance - My daughter was sleeping between us.
Brag - I missed my daughter.

So BBV, any thoughts, comments, tips for finishing her off?

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