Non-cliched, funny B&M lines you've heard

[MrBrightside]

Inspired by the B&M cliches thread, here's the place for the GOOD lines you've heard. Everyone else chime in with your funniest lines you've heard.

My favorite one was just the other nite. You had to see the guy's delivery, but it was priceless.

Setting: 1/2NL.
Actors: Oldrer, solid guy with a baseball cap (OSGWBC). Pretty good player, but also talks a good game and has already made me chuckle once. Young Cocky Nerdy Kid with Geeky Glasses (YCNKWGG)
Action: OSBWBC raises to $12 up front, call, call, all in for $80 from YCNKWGG. OSBWBC thinks for a long while. YCNKWGG stares him down, finally OSBWBC folds but says "I might have you beat, but I'm not so sure what everyone else is doing here (pointing at other two guys). The other two guys fold.

Then YCNKWGG says "what did you have, Kings?" OSBWBC looks on in what appears to genuinely dumbfounded silence for a moment, takes off his ballcap, looks at the front and says, in a perfect deadpan/questioning LOUD voice "DOES THIS HAT SAY 'DUMB@SS' ON IT?"

Maybe you had to be there, but it was priceless.