another girlfriend problem: i got her a bobblehead for her birthday.

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Upon further reflection, you should have had two bobbleheads made of yourself, one with a skinny body, one fat.

Send them about a day apart, with the skinny one arriving first. With the fat one, attach a note wishing her a happy birthday and also explaining that you won't be there because you don't want to end up looking like the second bobblehead.