Ask Wheel Gunner about rats

[Wheel Gunner]

So last Friday I wake up and open the bedroom door. I notice it is odd that the carpet under the door is frayed and seems to be coming up. I think to myself half-asleep that the same thing was happening to the carpet under my balcony door. In fact what was so weird is that about a half inch of molding at the bottom of my balcony door was missing, So I go into the other bathroom because I have a barbell on the cold handle in the master bedroom because I am too cheap too call a plumber to stop it dripping. Anyway I look down and see a brown kind of thing on the carpet and think to myself WTF? Did |I have an accident? Then I look at the toilet and I see there is something in it. OK, I think, the sewer is backing up, not fun but we can deal. Look again, it is not a backed up turd it is a dead rat.

FREAKED OUT obv