Statistical Anomaly.

[Speedlimits]

Play 100k hands of "winning" (theoretically) poker and lose money.

I'm on pace to do that.

Set over set is standard.
AA to flopped set is standard.
Royal Flush over Top two pair is standard.
Quads over flopped set is standard.
AKsuited against AA with 100BB stacks is standard.
AK pushing against QQ and winning every time is standard.
AK missing 90% of the time is standard.

100k hands of "winning poker" = losing money.

I'm just going to accept I have Christopher Reeves bad luck.