Beat: My jumbo jack sucked. Brag: I pwned the dude at the register.

[TxRedMan]

Merry christmas you [censored] wads and bitches. Happy new year to each and every one of you pieces of [censored], too. And happy hannukah to you jews. And for all of you celebrating kuwanza, or whatever the [censored] it's called, [insert incredibly racist cliche here].

So the roast was well done at Christmas dinner yesterday. Yawn. Pass the bread and gimme some of that pecan pie.

I go to the only place open on Christmas day- JAck in Teh Box. Of course I ran a red light to get there, like blatantly when it wouldn't give me an arrow. Bitch. And sho' nuff, there were about ten cars in the [censored] drive through. Tex waited his turn despite pleas from the bad Tex to cut off half the line and wave the finger at the horn honkers.

2 jumbo jacks, no mayo, please.

Simple, right?

BEAT: I get up to the window, and my jumbo jacks have that nasty vaginal excrement all over them.

This no good.

Also, Tony Montana now works at Jack in Teh Box. Or maybe that was Micheal Corleone crossed with fiddy cent. Well, whatever.

[censored] tells me to go back through the drive through?

What?

the lines like 15 cars long, are you stupid kid?

he closes the window, comes back and says i gotta go back through (there is no place to park)

while he was gone i lined up a ketchup packet on my door where the window meets it. when he came back and told me to go back through the drive through, in that gangstarr burger flipping attitude of his, i pwned that kid with some ketchup.


beat: i threw the jumbos away, i hate [censored] mayo.

brag: taco bell was exceptionally delicious last night.

variance: i got ketchup on my burberry. [censored].




-Tex