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Old 12-22-2006, 02:08 PM
amachur amachur is offline
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Default Re: So if banging one married girl is bad, how bad is banging two?

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However, once the baby gravy left my brain I immediately wanted to get the f outta there. Unfortunately, I made a terrible mistake in riding with the whores from the bar to the hotel, so I was stranded. So I start brainstorming and decide I should play sick. I get up and go to the bathroom and start making puking noises. Both of these girls are nurses, so they're trying to diagnose me from outside the bathroom door.

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Ever heard of a cab?

And wtf, these married women you just had a threesome with just happen to be nurses too? And every 20 mins you wake up and they're playing with your wang, hmm. Nice juvenile fantasies,

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I wasn't paying for a damn cab. You don't have to believe me chief, but I can tell you that I am not near imaginative enough to make this stuff up. My juvenile fantasies don't involve putting it to whales either, thanks though.
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