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Pizza Delivery Tip
So I order some pizza for delivery.
The total is like $15.26 The pizza delivery guy comes to the door, I give him a $20. Pizza Guy: "Do you want change?" Me (thinking): Yeah, I'm not going to tip you like $5 on a $15 order, dipwad" Me (speaking): Yes Pizza Guy: "How much change do you want?" Me (thinking): HOW MUCH CHANGE DO I WANT? WTF!!!! UHHH, HOW ABOUT THE CORRECT AMOUNT? OR MAYBE FORGET THE ODD CENTS AND GIVE ME $4, AND THEN I WILL DECIDE WHAT, IF ANY, TIP YOU GET. So what do you say to the how much change do you want question? |
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