Quiz: "poker advice from a donkey"

[THEjDonk]

I recently made a blog containing poker advice from a donkey. Here's some of the content:

"The guy in the first seat made a standard raise of 4x the big blind from early position. I had the feeling that this was a shark that's trying to steal the blinds without much of a hand. He probably expected everyone else to fold. I looked down to find the Jack of clubs, 3 of diamonds. This is a quality hand, as you'll see in the "hand-selection chart" that I'm going to present. One of its greatest strengths is that your opponent will never suspect that you raise with that hand, so he might fold a lot of his possible hands. I moved all-in, expecting him to give up on his steal. All the other dudes folded, and my opponent instantly called, even though it's $ 200 to call into a $ 2 099 pot. He flipped over pocket tens. I said to myself: "What a horrible call!".

The flop comes [J 5 3]
turn [3]
river[ ..."

Ok. I'll give you the address where you can find the entire blog eventually. Until then, you can try to guess the river card or make some other comment. Suits are unimportant here. I'll give you a couple of hints if you need them:

Hint #1: It's one of the following alternatives:

a) [J]
b) [T]
c) [3]

Hint #2: This is taken from the section about bankroll requirements