Proud of Myself

[Shadowrun]

Proud of Myself

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KerriP
KerriP: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
KerriP: Hello!
You: do you see the search term?
KerriP: This is an interesting topic.
You: well i dont want to get ripped off
KerriP: Please let me see what results I can find for you.
You: okay
You: the first link is okay but dont forget i need coke prices as well
You: from personal expereince, what would you say the going rate for hooker and coke is?
KerriP: Are these links beneficial?
You: well the 3rd one has to do with laptops and kids
KerriP: I have no personal experience.
You: so that one is far from useful
You: if you had to ballpark the price what would you guess?
KerriP: It mentions the cost of coke in comparison according to my overview of the article.
KerriP: I will gladly replace it.
You: i am referiing to coke the drug
KerriP: I do not know the street price for coke. I will not be able to intelligently answer that question.
You: im not sure what that has to do with laptops and kids
You: do you recommend any drugs?
KerriP: Not unless they are prescribed and administered legally by a physician or P.A.
You: what does PA stand for?
KerriP: Physicians' assistant
You: okay so no dice with the coke
You: how aboue the hookers?
You: your 3rd link is aboue cocaine abuse
KerriP: I can find prices in the 1990's
You: i still dont know how much it costs, so i can hardly abuse it
You: okay
KerriP: I can find prices in the 1990's
KerriP: I am looking for current day street price
You: im sure the prices havent gone up that much
KerriP: Yes, but I believe it mentions cost
You: okay i am reading it right now
You: but about the hookers
You: and status on the price?
You: i am willing to pay 500+ (per each)
You: is that reasonble?
KerriP: I know that cocaine has become more of a trend among upper class, so I would not be surprised if it has not increased in price
You: thats is a good arguement
KerriP: I am a doctor, so I would not think it is worth anything in comparison to one's life.
You: well i am not trying to overdose on it
You: that last link is useful
KerriP: According to this last link, we were both wrong
You: yes seems im in for a treat
KerriP: It has decreased in price.
You: that is good news
You: i can afford to pay more for hookers now
KerriP: Do you need additional sources?
You: any status on the price of them?
You: not for the coke just the hookers
KerriP: Let me see
KerriP: Let me see
KerriP: You are referring to street hookers and not call girls?
You: hmmm
You: the ones that will sleep with you
You: i dont know the diffference between those 2 terms
KerriP: There is about 100-5,000 dollars difference
KerriP: Ahooker is literally on the street.
KerriP: You go find them yourself and the cost is on average $100-500 depending on the service provided.
You: well i dont want to randomly pick up a girl from a street
KerriP: A call girl is a high class prostitute that is arranged by appointment
You: but will a call girl sleep with you for cash?
KerriP: It is a call service
You: oh, okay
You: than lets go with that
You: since iam saving money on the coke
You: the prices of call girls
KerriP: I am sure they will, but you pay before the provide the call girl.
You: is there neogting involved?
You: the onion is satire
You: you really cant use it as a source
KerriP: OKay.
KerriP: OKay.
You: anyway as a doctor
You: what do you think the odds of me getting some sort of disease will be
KerriP: High!
KerriP: Especially with unprotected sex
You: well i planned on using protection
You: anyway the crux is that i am mad at my parents and i will videotape me + hooker+ coke and see what they think of that
You: btw links 7 and 1 are the same
KerriP: I apologize.
You: its okay
You: anyway what do you think of my master plan?
KerriP: If you want my honest opinion, I will give it.
You: okay, thank you
KerriP: YOu are cutting off your nose to spite yourself.
KerriP: YOu are cutting off your nose to spite yourself.
KerriP: What do you stand to gain?
KerriP: In the process you could seriously hurt yourself.
You: hmm
You: it seemed to be the best way to get back at my parents...
You: but i guess i could go back to the drawbing bored and think of something else
KerriP: Who wins?
KerriP: Especially if you are arrested.
You: i didnt even factor that in
You: the areeseted part
You: thx for the advice
KerriP: you are welcome and I am free!
KerriP: you are welcome and I am free!
KerriP: [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
KerriP: Be smart and invest the money in a stock!
KerriP: You win financially, emotionally, and physically
You: lol funny enough
You: i am actually down quite a bit in stocks
KerriP: You can never lose if you do something to better yourself!
You: i bought shares of lucent
You: that didnt go well
You: but the lions share was sun microsystems
You: that didnt go well
KerriP: hmm!
You: yes, i seem to be on a cold streak
KerriP: Go for food stock. Stable and always there, then do a risky stock
KerriP: I need to move on to my next inquiry.
You: okay thank you
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

Edit: I decided to act nice in the end, b/c she seemed like she was trying.