WWE

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Raw
Armando Alejandro Estrada - Fantastic. Great hype man, great accent, can actually wrestle if needed.
Candace Michelle - OK pretty, cannot wrestle, big boobs, but I don't like her outfits, or those dumb robes she wears.
Carlito - Now that's cool.
Charlie Haas - There is a term in the business called "Charlie Haas Heat" which means, none at all. This is not a good thing.
Chris Masters - For some reason, Masters recently lost 40 pounds and then gained it back. I'm sure that this is totally natural and that steroids are not involved. At all. really. Also, the Masterlock is stupid, and Martin Landau did a better job of wrestling that rubber octopus in Ed Wood than you will ever get out of Masters.
Edge - Very solid pro. Not a top tier guy though. It frustrates me that I like him a lot better as a face or a tweener but he mostly plays solid heel. Orton is now his bitch, replacing Lita. This is not a good trade.
Eugene - I like Eugene.
Gene Snitsky - It's NOT MY FAULT!
Hacksaw Jim Duggan - Hooo!
Harry Smith - We have yet to see how the young prodigy will turn out, but they probably need to bring this guy along already.
Monte Brown - Recently signed, has not appeared on WWE tv yet. I like Monte, he does good promos and has a lot of charisma. He has a limited upside though, since he's already like 37 years old.
Jeff Hardy - Jeff's current run in WWE is inexplicably solid. The guy is a drug addict and a goth nutball who no-showed events constantly in TNA but since his return has nailed absolutely everything perfect.
Jerry Lawler - Not as annoying as he used to be a couple of years ago. Funny. Stop putting him in the ring.
Jim Ross - The best wrestling announcer ever, bar none. Gordon Solie is #2.
John Cena - Not a bad guy, not a good wrestler. Overpushed due to a lack of compelling babyfaces.
Johnny Nitro - Good wrestler, and the best entrance in the business.
Jonathan Coachman - Solid heel, I hate him so he must be doing his job. Keep him out of the announce booth please.
Lance Cade - Solid old-school cowboy. Reminds me of Barry Windham. I like Cade.
Lilian Garcia - Yummy. Spicy.
Maria - Also yummy, plays dumb well.
Melina - [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Mick Foley - My favorite wrestler ever. Best promo man of all time. Nearly dies on a regular basis.
Mickie James - Cute as a button, pretty good wrestler.
Randy Orton - Really good at chinlocks. Cannot speak english. A douchebag.
Ric Flair - The greatest wrestler of all time.
Robby McAllister - I'M ROBBY!
Rob Conway - A waste.
Ron Simmons - DAMN
Rory McAllister - I'm RORY!
Shawn Michaels - The most talented athlete in the history of wrestling. Literally everything that he does in the ring is gold. Outstanding mic work. Fantastic company man, now that he's off drugs and on the Jesus.
Shelton Benjamin - Ok, maybe Shawn isn't the most talented athlete ever. Benjamin is amazing in the ring.
Super Crazy - Yes
Torrie Wilson - I have wanted to [censored] her silly for years.
Trevor Murdoch - I like Murdoch
Triple H - What can you say? I love HHH, but he is frustrating.
Umaga - Umaga sucks. I wish Samoa Joe would kill him in his sleep.
Val Venis - I think blows Vince for his job.
Victoria - I heart Vicky, and the Widow's Peak is a great finisher.
Viscera - Ugh.
Vince McMahon - Unique. Just walking to the ring, projects more character and energy than anyone on the roster. A genius and an idiot.
Stephanie McMahon - A mommy.
Shane McMahon - An excellent wrestler. His brutal match against Kurt Angle where he gets killed is one of my favorites.

Smackdown
Batista - Lazy and stupid.
Booker T - I hate the axe kick, but other than that, Booker is gold.
Brian Kendrick - Awesome.
Chavo Guerrero Jr. - Makes me miss Eddy.
Chris Benoit - F#cking awesome.
Finlay - I loved Finlay in WCW and I'm glad he's back wrestling.
Gregory Helms - Now gimmick-free!
JBL - Much better on the mic than in the ring.
Kane - Sucks, has always sucked, always will suck.
Ken Kennedy - That's MISTER Kennedy
Mark Henry - Wastage
Matt Hardy - I like Matt, but he's only OK.
Montel Vontavious Porter - Don't know, haven't seen him.
Paul London - Very good.
Rey Mysterio Jr. - One of the greats, but he is the size of a kitten.
Scotty Too Hotty - He's still with the company?
Sharmell - Fantastic
The Boogeyman - I actually like Boogeyman
Theodore R. Long - Holla Playa
The Undertaker - A legend, deservedly. Best gimmick ever. Actually can wrestle.
Too Cold Scorpio - Haven't seen him on his current run, is he still awesome?
Vickie Guerrero - Get her off TV.
Vito - OK
William Regal - A great wrestler. Benoit v Regal at The Pillman Show 2000 is my favorite match ever that I saw live.

ECW
Al Snow - What does everybody want?
Ariel - Seems gothy, and not hot.
Balls Mahoney - Yes
Bobby Lashley - I am uncertain about Lashley, but he is typical of the current direction of this God-forsaken brand.
CM Punk - Awesome
Daivari - Good promo man, ok wrestler, why is he in ECW?
Danny Doring - The guy with Roadkill? OK, I guess.
Hardcore Holly - Sucks, is an aszhole. I wish Lesnar would come back and break his neck again.
Jazz - Good wrestler
Joey Styles - Awesome, love Joey.
Kelly Kelly - Sexy Sexy
Kevin Thorn - Needs a goddamn better name, but I like Kevin.
Little Guido - Fine
Matt Striker - Ok
Mike Knox -Sux Cox
Rene Dupree - For the love of Christ
Rob Van Dam - Very flexible, capable of excellent matches.
Rodney Mack - Capable of terrible matches.
Sabu - One of my favorite wrestlers. A maniac. Has no regard for anything.
Scott Armstrong - Scott Armstrong?
Shannon Moore - Looks like a f@g
Stevie Richards - I have much love for Stevie but he is lame.
Tazz - Is great.
Test - Die in a grease fire.
The Big Show - He is what he is, which is what he is.
The Great Khali - Very tall.
The Sandman - I love the Sandman but he can't wrestle and without Metallica is boring.
Tommy Dreamer - Great.
Tony Mamaluke - Good.
Trinity - Cute.