I just ran worse than anyone ever. I'm too lazy to post the unbelievable beats Ive had against the worst players in the world. Merry Christmas fish, hit another <6 outer on the river for a 4+ buyin pot. Or let me timeout the once or twice a day Im sitting there with nuts, but hey it actually probably saved me from get rivered for my stack.
Let me flop sets and get it all in vs tp only to get runner runner beated. Let me reraise AA preflop to 15% of your 2buyin stack hit my A on the flop and pot it again and you call with your 34o on A57 board to hit ur 4 on the turn to win your 450bb pot w/o me filling up on river. Let's call my 2X pot bet with 89 on 845 board against my 84 you 70/50 moran and then again my 2x pot bet on turn of a 2, only for a 5 to come on the river and win it for you. I even moved down to win it back and being absolutely truthful all the times you see me stacked about 1/5 I got it in with the worst of it, 1/5 was a coinflip, 1/5 I was 90+% to win and 2/5 I was between 70-90% to win. I mean I think I outdrew 2 people in the last 5k hands as a 30-40% dog. Internet poker is so [censored] rigged.
I have $560 left in my account, I had 19k 5 days ago. Down to stupid .25/50 I guess, I was regularly playing 1k and 2k nl a week ago and crushing it and if I saw a juicy 5k game I would play it too.