What would you do?

[NorCalJosh]

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You straddle it, and grab the front legs and wrench them apart, breaking them. Then you try and pull it off the guy, yell at him to move away, and then thow the dog down. This should stop it moving around. You can then bash its brains in with a tire iron or similar (for compassion's sake - it's gonna be in agony).

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why in the world would you do it this way? this makes zero sense to me.