A night with Dean.

[MDMA]

On Dean's request, here cometh badbeats (converter didn't work):

Seat 1: Hero ($618.95)
Seat 2: Pringleman ($574.10)
Seat 3: cmitch ($595.50)
Seat 4: McDeer ($300)
Seat 5: JBlaze20 ($352.70), is sitting out
Seat 6: pussiking ($378.65)
JBlaze20 stands up
McDeer posts the small blind of $1.50
pussiking posts the big blind of $3
The button is in seat #3
mlyng7 sits down
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Ad Ac]
mlyng7 adds $600
Hero raises to $10.50
Pringleman folds
cmitch folds
McDeer folds
pussiking calls $7.50
*** FLOP *** [As Jh Qd]
pussiking checks
Hero bets $16
pussiking calls $16
*** TURN *** [As Jh Qd] [Jc]
pussiking checks
Hero bets $39.90
pussiking calls $39.90
*** RIVER *** [As Jh Qd Jc] [Jd]
pussiking has 15 seconds left to act
pussiking bets $108
Hero raises to $458.30
pussiking calls $204.25, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $146.05 returned to Hero
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero shows [Ad Ac] (a full house, Aces full of Jacks)
pussiking shows [Ah Js] (four of a kind, Jacks)
pussiking wins the pot ($755.80) with four of a kind, Jacks
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $758.80 | Rake $3
Board: [As Jh Qd Jc Jd]
Seat 1: Hero showed [Ad Ac] and lost with a full house, Aces full of Jacks
Seat 2: Pringleman didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: cmitch (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: McDeer (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: JBlaze20 is sitting out
Seat 6: pussiking (big blind) showed [Ah Js] and won ($755.80) with four of a kind, Jacks

This was a real donkey by the way, he called our UTG-raises with 48o in the BB and was just generally playing kind of bad and was a guy that would definitely stack off with like an ace here (I mean, c'mon, he has THE NUT FULL HOUSE), so there was no question we would raise the river.

Prior to this, another annoying hand also happend, which goes into the Played-so-horrible-by-villain-that-we-almost-can-get-away:

Seat 2: BlakeyNuts ($209.15)
Seat 3: Hero ($610.60)
Seat 4: surffl ($425.85)
surffl posts the small blind of $1.50
BlakeyNuts posts the big blind of $3
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [5d 5s]
Hero raises to $10.50
surffl raises to $34.50
BlakeyNuts folds
Hero calls $24
*** FLOP *** [Jd Tc 5h]
surffl checks
Hero bets $58
surffl raises to $116
Hero has 15 seconds left to act
Hero calls $58
*** TURN *** [Jd Tc 5h] [Qs]
surffl checks
Hero bets $460.10, and is all in
surffl calls $275.35, and is all in
Hero shows [5d 5s]
surffl shows [Js Jh]
Uncalled bet of $184.75 returned to Hero
*** RIVER *** [Jd Tc 5h Qs] [7s]
Hero shows three of a kind, Fives
surffl shows three of a kind, Jacks
surffl wins the pot ($853.70) with three of a kind, Jacks
Hero adds $415.25
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $854.70 | Rake $1
Board: [Jd Tc 5h Qs 7s]
Seat 2: BlakeyNuts (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Hero (button) showed [5d 5s] and lost with three of a kind, Fives
Seat 4: surffl (small blind) showed [Js Jh] and won ($853.70) with three of a kind, Jacks

Just a basic session.