Most embarrassing fart cover up story?

[keith123]

Mine happened in my freshman year of high school at a new school in a new town. Several days into the first week at a very silent moment in class, I ripped a loud one. A few people definitely knew it was me, and in retrospect it wasn't a big deal, except i decided i needed to cover it up, so in a loud emphatic voice i said "YESSSSS!!!!" and pumped my fist (in the the classic elbow drop fashion that accompanies the "YESSSSS!!!" so well). i am not sure if anyone thought the fart was intentional (which i suppose was the impression i was instinctively trying to make), but everyone in the room including the teacher just stared at me in shock for a second or two. not one person laughed at me or made a comment or even a face (other than a look of shock). it was just too pathetic.