It's True! There is a Flying Spaghetti Monster!

[Big Bend]

I was raised Catholic, but by the time I graduated kindergarten I was smart enough to know that Christianity was a bunch of crapola... which caused all sorts of problems with my religious family growing up.

During my life's search for meaning, I decided that the Norse God Thor was the true one and only.. I mean, Thor had a hammer, I had a hammer in my garage, Jesus was nailed to a cross with a hammer.. it all made sense! Those silly Christians with their bibles and stuff sure looked like blind fools compared to the might of Thor with his hammer.

But again I've recently seen the light.. There is no Jesus the son of God, and Thor's hammer has not been pounding much lately.. instead, I've been touched by the noodly appendage of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Yes, he is real! Now I just need to get some pirate gear. All hail the FSM!



RAmen