Beat: My best friend is gay. Double Beat: He's in love with me

[brazilio]

This happened in 2005. Summers I work for the forest service doing contract work, mainly it's trail maintenance or construction. Anyway, we have one tent for the two of us while we're working in wilderness and one night he tells me he had a gay experience the year previous and he's definitely gay. He tells me that I'm his dream life partner. Somehow I deal with it, mainly because I beat the [censored] out of him every time he says something stupid like YOU LOOK GOOD IN THOSE PANTS LORL. This year he said something stupid and I kind of accidentally kidney punched him and seriously strained a few of his back muscles so he was out of commission for a couple of days, so we lost money during part of the contract. Today I talked to him again because he'd left me 9 [censored] voicemails in 2 days time and I can only deal with so much gayness at a time. I started yelling at him to call his goddamn boyfriend because [censored] should talk to other [censored] about gay [censored], and he said "BUT I CARE ABOUT YOU TOO".

Quadruple beat: I'm down 150BB at 10/20