BBV- Help me write a love letter

[pennpal]

THIS THREAD IS NOT IN OOT FOR A REASON, GIVE ME SOME [censored] CREDIT PEOPLE. I AM NOT REMOTELY SERIOUS AND DO NOT HAVE RELATIONSHIP TROUBLES, NOR DO I HAVE ANY PROBLEMS WRITING. I GAVE YOU GUYS A [censored]-LOAD OF AMMUNITION TO TURN THIS INTO A GOOD THREAD AND YOU SCUMBAGS DIDN'T RECOGNIZE OPPORTUNITY WHEN YOU SAW IT. I EXPECTED SHORT, STUPID RESPONSES THAT I COULD THROW TOGETHER INTO ONE HILARIOUS LOVE LETTER, BUT INSTEAD A CRAPLOAD OF YOU [censored] TOOK ME AT FACE VALUE AND ACTUALLY TRIED TO GIVE ME YOUR DR. PHIL ANALYSIS OF MY RELATIONSHIP. THIS IS NOT OOT. THIS IS BBV. THE SMARTER BBV'ERS (READ: MONTY) UNDERSTOOD WHAT I WAS GOING FOR AND GAVE THE KIND OF RESPONSES I WANTED. THE REST OF YOU WERE COMPLETELY CLUELESS AND RUINED MY THREAD WITH YOUR ROMANTIC IDEAS AND OTHER MINDLESS [censored]. DO I HAVE TO OFFER 50$ FOR YOU PEOPLE TO RECOGNIZE THIS [censored]? NOW POST SOME FUNNY POEMS OR MAKE FUN OF MY GIRLFRIEND OR DO SOMETHING THAT'S NOT COMPLAINING WHILE I GO TO THE STORE AND GET SOME TAMPONS.

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