Sharkscope makes HU SNGs damn profitable even if you don't use it!

[The Don]

I never bothered to buy sharkscope (although I am now) but I have noticed something. Whenever I sit first, the player I face is (on average) a hell of a lot worse than if I sit with someone. My sharkscope has me at 22% ROI after 637 games played with an average buyin of $33... the pros are probably looking at this and waiting for someone else (who is likely a fish) to sit.

Cliff notes: I am very stoned and need to get sharkscope.