I hate coming back from vacation...

[bernie]

Takes awhile for me to get back in full swing. What follows has never happened to me before. But for some comedy relief on this forum, I thought I'd share my idiocy...

Mucks 20-40. Decent game...Especially with me in it, as you'll see. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

Folded to me on the button and I raise my Rockets. Tight BB calls.

Flop Q 9 4 Two tone

I bet, BB calls.

Turn 9

I bet. HOLD UP! Player 'x' hasn't acted yet they tell me.

HUH!?! BB checked, didn't she?

Um, hey bern, moron, there's another player in the hand.

WTF?

I see an EMP that is now in the hand. He checks. hmmm...uh oh...I bet, both call.

River A

I bet, both call, my boat is good.

The problem other than the obvious? I thought I raised preflop. I didn't, I just called. I thought I bet the flop. Nope, just called. Guy next to me was trying to figure out what I'd play this way. Evidently, sh*tty rockets is what I'd play. Table got kind of a kick out of it. I told them I'm glad the BB called preflop or I might've tossed my cards.

Which leads me to this moronic move about an hour later.

1 limper(actually same guy that raised preflop above) I raise my cowboys. HU to the flop.

Flop 9 6 4 two tone

I bet, limper folds. Guy next to me I now see is raising. I'm thinking he folded a set or something preflop and is acting like he missed out on something. As I ask him that, and the cards leave my hand toward the muck, I notice he actually has cards!

Sigh...

This better not become a habit.

b