LOL RETARD

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so i hit up foxwoods yesterday and on the way to the poker room i ask the security guard where i can get a wampum card made out. he tells me where it is, i say thanks and continue onto the poker room.

he asks how old i am, i say "over 21 would you like to see my id?" he says yes. so i pull it out.

he looks it over and says "youre born on january 1985, youre not 21 yet."

im like, "no im 21."

hes like "no see, youre only 20. youd have to be born in 1984 to be 21."

"i dont mean to be rude but believe me i know how old i am." i look around in disbelief and say "you can call someone if you have to."

he says "lets do it on a calculator then." "fine" i say.

he then pulls out a calculator and does 2006 minus 1985. of course the calculator reads 21 and he says "oh sorry."

"LAWL IDENTIFICATIONAMENTS" and i walk off.