help me pick out a custom dugout shirt

[crockpot]

the dugout finally took my suggestion to add customizable shirts with screen names and numbers on the back. now that the time has arrived to purchase, i'm developing a block on whose name to get.

obviously i want a character with a lot of good lines (ponson?) or one with a good screen name (smoltz?). unfortunately, the site is so esoteric that almost nobody will understand if i pick one of the great screen names like FuckDifelice, or if i go with a name/number combination that isn't familiar to people. (then again, why would i want to impress anyone who doesn't read the dugout?) plus, if i go with a nomadic player like ponson, who knows what his correct team colors will be next year (prison orange?).

anyways, on to the poll: