Most embarrasing or retarded thing you ever did at a casino

[bav]

*I* never do anything retarded or embarrassing in casinos. No really--I don't. But I gotta relate tonight's event from Caesars LV...

It's 4:30am and the room is emptying. Suddenly from the NL5/10 table comes a chorus of laughter. They're all pointing and giggling and rolling around on the floor over something going on by the entrance hallway. We look and can't figure out what they're laughing at. Several suits look over and see nothing. Finally we see the guy standing in front of the potted plant...he gives a couple shakes, tucks it away, zips up, and saunters out of the room.

At this point the suits are switching between looks of outrage and amusement. They can't seem to decide whether they're really pissed off, or really entertained by it all. One of 'em trots down the hallway perhaps to look for the guy (not sure what they intend to do with him if they catch him). Another gets on the phone and calls for a cleanup since the guy's aim wasn't too good. I decide this has to be the highlight of the evening and it'll only be downhill from here so I rack up and leave.