Most embarrasing or retarded thing you ever did at a casino

[govman6767]

Everyone has their moments I'll share with you my worst.

A few years ago I was in a Bowling League at Green Ridge Lanes in Scranton Pa. The theme of the league was the big bus trip to Atlantic City at the end of the bowling season.

So we took the bus and arrived at the Sands in Atlantic City. I went on this trip with My aunt, Uncle, Mom and cousin ross.

After screwing around at the tables and slots for a bit I decided to go play poker the sands room was still smoking at this time and I love to smoke so this was the place to be. (Ballys was also smoking at the time).

Anyway I sat down at the 1-5 stud table (stud has always been my fav game of choice) I was dealt my first 4 of a kind on this trip AAAA and proceded to have a gin martini.
Yes gin not all this stupid retard crap they sell now like appleotinis and chocotinis. Just a freaking glass of gin and an olive (just a drop or two of dry vermouth).

After a few martini's things get a little hazy..... I don't remember leaving the poker room at the sands but i still get these fuzzy images of me trying to open MY MOTHERS CAR at the top of the parking garage. (If you remember I came with my family on a bus) Anyway I awake a few hours later in the sands parking garage and get this.... No shoes or socks.

I realize that I must have missed my bus and am stuck. My wallet has no cash in it. My unused emergency credit card was still there. So I leave the sands BAREFOOT and walk a bit down to the bus station to see if I can catch a bus back to scranton..... The lady tells the next bus does not leave for like 12 hours. I give her my credit card and book the bus.

Ok now I have some time to kill (remember I'm still kinda hammered) I try to take a nap but the bus station is scary.

So I walk back to the boardwalk area and start visiting bus stations in an attempt to find a room for a few hours....
It was amazing but not one casino had a room.

A few hours later I decide to find out what the hell happened.

I reenter the sands and am immediatly stopped by security the guard tells me that I cannot come into a casino without shoes. I explain what a retard I am and I wanted to see the poker room people about what happened.

Turns out I did not do anything real dumb I just got REALLY REALLY DRUNK started slurring at got up from my seat and never came back....... with 83 dollars in chips still on the table. Security escorts me to the cage area where they bagged my chips and give me my money. I ask if they know where my shoes are....... I get a dumb look.

So after I leave the casino I go back up to the parking garage and after searching for a while I find my shoes stuck in a flower bed (yes in parking garage). Happy to have money and my shoes back with a few hour to kill I go back to the sands poker room the stud game breaks up a bit after. So I walk back to the bus station .....

(Stupidity sets in) I had a softball game on sunday and the bus schedule says I will not get back in time for the game.
In an effort to try to get home sooner. I hop on the NJ train to philidelpia. Take a cab to the bus station and find out the first bus to home was the one I could have caught in A.C. So I walk around philadephia for a bit catch my bus and go home.

Dirty, Smelly, Broke, Missed my Game, AND MY FAMILY WAS REAL PISSED said I made them look like morons for making the bus stick around for 20 min after it should have left.

Well folks thats the dumbest thing I ever did at a casino..... How about you ?