Vegas here I come

[Thrakkar]

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How about:

When dealt your first two hole cards of the night, look around confused until the dealer turns to you and says "Your action, sir." Peek at your cards, stare him straight in the face, and loudly announce "HIT ME!"

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This reminds me of something that REALLY happened to me: after a couple of orbits (and playing like a fish) a girl/woman to my left asked me: "How many decks are in the game?"

-Thrakkar