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HOW TO FULL TILT A FULL TILT PRO!!!
FullTiltPoker Game #1107885590: Table Overo (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:08:50 ET - 2006/10/16
Seat 1: GregFBTMueller ($582) Seat 2: Andrew222555 ($617.50) GregFBTMueller posts the small blind of $3 Andrew222555 posts the big blind of $6 The button is in seat #1 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Andrew222555 [Ad 4s] GregFBTMueller raises to $18 Andrew222555 raises to $54 GregFBTMueller calls $36 *** FLOP *** [9d 8c 8s] Andrew222555 bets $108 GregFBTMueller calls $108 *** TURN *** [9d 8c 8s] [Kc] Andrew222555 checks GregFBTMueller bets $223 Andrew222555 folds Uncalled bet of $223 returned to GregFBTMueller Andrew222555 adds $144.50 GregFBTMueller shows [5d 3h] (a pair of Eights) GregFBTMueller wins the pot ($323.50) *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $324 | Rake $0.50 Board: [9d 8c 8s Kc] Seat 1: GregFBTMueller (small blind) collected ($323.50) Seat 2: Andrew222555 (big blind) folded on the Turn Dealer: GregFBTMueller shows [5d 3h] (a pair of Eights) Dealer: GregFBTMueller wins the pot ($323.50) GregFBTMueller: dont bully me pls Andrew222555: lol omg im all on tilt now GregFBTMueller: playin live now and then Andrew222555: online is awesome!! Andrew222555: you get to play 5 tables heads up at once Andrew222555: how else is that possible!! BAWS_H0GG (Observer): ill leave you to play see you around.... GregFBTMueller: k take her easy bud (I started to play my normal 60/50 game and pounded on him winning almost every pot before showdown) and then- FullTiltPoker Game #1107939089: Table Overo (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:23:35 ET - 2006/10/16 Seat 1: GregFBTMueller ($570) Seat 2: Andrew222555 ($939.50) GregFBTMueller posts the small blind of $3 Andrew222555 posts the big blind of $6 The button is in seat #1 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Andrew222555 [Ac Qd] GregFBTMueller raises to $18 Andrew222555 raises to $54 GregFBTMueller raises to $162 Andrew222555 raises to $939.50, and is all in GregFBTMueller calls $408, and is all in Andrew222555 shows [Ac Qd] GregFBTMueller shows [9s Ts] Uncalled bet of $369.50 returned to Andrew222555 *** FLOP *** [9c 2c 8h] *** TURN *** [9c 2c 8h] [7s] *** RIVER *** [9c 2c 8h 7s] [5s] Andrew222555 shows Ace Queen high GregFBTMueller shows a pair of Nines GregFBTMueller wins the pot ($1,139.50) with a pair of Nines *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $1,140 | Rake $0.50 Board: [9c 2c 8h 7s 5s] Seat 1: GregFBTMueller (small blind) showed [9s Ts] and won ($1,139.50) with a pair of Nines Seat 2: Andrew222555 (big blind) showed [Ac Qd] and lost with Ace Queen high Andrew222555: lol well played MrRedskin25 (Observer): hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm GregFBTMueller: oh ty andyyyy Logan Harrison (Observer): thats wha thappens when ur rich and u play 36 Andrew222555: lol GregFBTMueller: i dont care about 400 bucks Andrew222555: i know lol GregFBTMueller: sorry bud Andrew222555: i dont care really Andrew222555: just funny to seee you play weak then make a stand with T9s GregFBTMueller: week? lol had absolutely nothing at all EVER Andrew222555: neither do I bud GregFBTMueller: 9-10 suited type it in vs AQ off bud GregFBTMueller: when i had 162 from 540 in there already GregFBTMueller: teach me how to play seriously Andrew222555: I dont need to give lessons GregFBTMueller: lol GregFBTMueller: pls can you teach me? Andrew222555: haha Andrew222555: ill coach for 3% of your net worth Andrew222555: stake me for 25/50NL + and lessons are free GregFBTMueller: lol GregFBTMueller: as good as you play you should already have made millions and be playin there right? Andrew222555: well im not old enough Andrew222555: not enough time GregFBTMueller: oh well soon anyways Andrew222555: i need a FT pro to back me heh Andrew222555: woulod make the process much faster Andrew222555: lol Andrew222555: i liked your first bluff though I gotta admit GregFBTMueller: ty riskarb (Observer): hey andrew - he's got the first $1k on the table for you [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Andrew222555: hey im working on it Andrew222555: he stuck in a full stack with T9s preflop callign a shove heh Andrew222555: i gotta admit if i were in your shoes id do the same GregFBTMueller: theres a nice cooler GregFBTMueller: nh Andrew222555: tuff one Andrew222555: your supposed to CRAI Andrew222555: on turn riskarb (Observer): wow - so there's the first six hundo GregFBTMueller: thats actually his own that he got back risk Andrew222555: lets not rub it in riskarb (Observer): oh Andrew222555: im doing bad at the other tables too Andrew222555: except one of em Dealer: GregFBTMueller shows King Queen high Dealer: Andrew222555 shows a flush, King high Dealer: Andrew222555 wins the pot ($439.50) with a flush, King high GregFBTMueller: wow tough call GregFBTMueller: lol riskarb (Observer): oh scoobiedoobies (Observer): andrew whats ure bankroll Andrew222555: your right it was scoobiedoobies (Observer): to play 5 tables of 3/6 Dealer: Andrew222555 wins the pot ($6) Andrew222555: couldnt decide if a raise was +EV Andrew222555: i figured you have the nuts or a 78 bluff hand a lot GregFBTMueller: dont thik i would have called bud Andrew222555: thats why i didnt raise scoobiedoobies (Observer): andrew, whats ure broll Andrew222555: we are starting with the lessons riskarb (Observer): oh man - yea bab Andrew222555: not enough Andrew222555: not nearly as big as the man across from me Andrew222555: wahts FBT stand for? GregFBTMueller: fullblowntilt scoobiedoobies (Observer): pssh obviously riskarb (Observer): "freaking big tit.s" MrRedskin25 (Observer): slow roll Andrew222555: blah Andrew222555: nice hand GregFBTMueller: fun at the other taBle just lost AA vs KK , KK vs J-Q, and ,10-10 vs AK all in preflop 3 hands in a row lol GregFBTMueller: 10-10 was no biggie but the otherones were FULLBLOWN Andrew222555: your the man GregFBTMueller: you have no idea bud Andrew222555: lol Andrew222555: im just giving you crap Andrew222555: YOU HAVE RED TEXT for gods sake GregFBTMueller: only cause they ran out of blue ink Andrew222555: they didnt have enough for me FullTiltPoker Game #1107991424: Table Overo (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:38:56 ET - 2006/10/16 Seat 1: GregFBTMueller ($918) Seat 2: Andrew222555 ($805.50) Andrew222555 posts the small blind of $3 GregFBTMueller posts the big blind of $6 The button is in seat #2 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Andrew222555 [Qs 3s] Andrew222555 raises to $18 Andrew222555: they had enough for me GregFBTMueller calls $12 *** FLOP *** [6s 8h 5h] GregFBTMueller checks Andrew222555 bets $36 GregFBTMueller calls $36 *** TURN *** [6s 8h 5h] [Kc] GregFBTMueller checks Andrew222555 checks *** RIVER *** [6s 8h 5h Kc] [Kd] GregFBTMueller bets $108 Andrew222555 has 15 seconds left to act Andrew222555 calls $108 *** SHOW DOWN *** GregFBTMueller shows [9d 4d] (a pair of Kings) Andrew222555 shows [Qs 3s] (a pair of Kings) Andrew222555 wins the pot ($323.50) with a pair of Kings *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $324 | Rake $0.50 Board: [6s 8h 5h Kc Kd] Seat 1: GregFBTMueller (big blind) showed [9d 4d] and lost with a pair of Kings Seat 2: Andrew222555 (small blind) showed [Qs 3s] and won ($323.50) with a pair of Kings GregFBTMueller: gc Andrew222555: ty MrRedskin25 (Observer): ? riskarb (Observer): phewww GregFBTMueller: guess i have to bet a little bigger from now on Andrew222555: your overbet shove scared the piss out of me MrRedskin25 (Observer): lol MrRedskin25 (Observer): hah Andrew222555: i had J7 Andrew222555: tahtws a big bet riskarb (Observer): he's making his stand man Andrew222555: big LAYDOWN HERE! Dealer: GregFBTMueller shows [6s 3s] (a pair of Eights) Dealer: GregFBTMueller wins the pot ($107.50) MrRedskin25 (Observer): lol GregFBTMueller: bad lay down bud Andrew222555: hehehe Andrew222555: tough to call with ten high Andrew222555: as much as i like making big calls GregFBTMueller: not really same senario as Q high Andrew222555: nope GregFBTMueller: board was paired and all Andrew222555: you can be bluffing with JT type hands Andrew222555: your completely wrong GregFBTMueller: lol GregFBTMueller: ok Andrew222555: with Q high the only thing beating me was Ace high GregFBTMueller: ok Andrew222555: your not bluffign ace high GregFBTMueller: ok riskarb (Observer): sorry andrew - but i derived a lesson in the above listed banter for free [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Andrew222555: seriously Gary Andrew222555: stake me for some big games! Andrew222555: i wanna play em GregFBTMueller: who the fk is gary? Andrew222555: greg wtf riskarb (Observer): lol Andrew222555: i guess i dont get money now GregFBTMueller: lol Andrew222555: ahahaha GregFBTMueller: my philosophy is as follows: if you are taht good why do you need staking GregFBTMueller: and im not being mean im being seirous Andrew222555: you dont Andrew222555: your absolutely right Andrew222555: it speeds up the process for the staked and is a good investment for hte stakeee Andrew222555: but its not "needed" Andrew222555: its just financially smart if your in the right situation GregFBTMueller: plus the higher you go the better they play... i played a lot of 50-100-200 blinds NL this yr at the wsop Andrew222555: i know, ive mostly been kidding Andrew222555: im sure you get bugged a lot GregFBTMueller: and they play a little better than down here Andrew222555: like calling shoves with T9S! GregFBTMueller: i already told you to type it into card player Andrew222555: do what? GregFBTMueller: its comical that people that have no clue always love to comment on whats a good play and whats a bad play Andrew222555: what did you want me to do? riskarb (Observer): hes saying - given the pot - his rebluff or call is odds on GregFBTMueller: for one i dont care about 400 bucks ok riskarb (Observer): w/ T9s GregFBTMueller: 2ndwhne i have 165 invested out of 500 and i know its close then its an auto call in a cash game Andrew222555: yes, according to the FTOP you should call because of the pot odds with T9s if you think i have precisely AQs (I was referring to Skylansky's fundamental theorem of poker) Andrew222555: thats an impeccable read GregFBTMueller: or AK or 77 88 55 AJ 44 ect ect Andrew222555: but if you think my range is something like 99+ AQ+ then your wrong bigdealy (Observer): hey greg or andrew dont tell on me but could one of you guys steak me 10 bucks thats all i need.Im only 18 and i dont have a bank account but i will pay u back pronto i swear GregFBTMueller: bud i also told you that i dont give a rats as s about 400 Andrew222555: thats fine! GregFBTMueller: when are you gonna get that crucial point in the equation? Andrew222555: tahts MY point Andrew222555: if you dont care about the money... nobody is faulting you Andrew222555: its your right to p[lay however you want Andrew222555: but you cant claim your playing well GregFBTMueller: lol ok bud just play riskarb (Observer): Greg - you play bellogio or out in commerce? - and what NL game normally? GregFBTMueller: done chatting GregFBTMueller: depends risk GregFBTMueller: any limits it depends on the game GregFBTMueller: i play real big in cash games GregFBTMueller: not so big online Andrew222555: tahts fine riskarb (Observer): so bigger than $25-50 NL at bellagio? Andrew222555: jsut understand that your thinking is contradicting itself GregFBTMueller: quite often yes GregFBTMueller: LOL LOL LOL GregFBTMueller: buddy pls just play GregFBTMueller: if you were that good youd have moved up in limits long ago Andrew222555: we have been.. Andrew222555: long time ago? riskarb (Observer): andrew is 14 yo GregFBTMueller: but your trying to give me shi t or educate me or redicule me or something and i dont apprecitate it seriously Andrew222555: if i told you the truth about some things youd understand GregFBTMueller: i dont care bigdealy (Observer): some 1 send me 10 ill give you 20 back no chit? Andrew222555: tahts where your wrong GregFBTMueller: though thats the thing i just want to play Andrew222555: but you DONT! GregFBTMueller: i dont want your advise, berating, lectures or antyhing else Andrew222555: i just made a comment, in a joking sense bigdealy (Observer): cmon guys i wanna play waaaaaaaaaaaa tehdragon (Observer): greg, will you be in richmond for the BC Open? Andrew222555: and then you actually though you did the right thing GregFBTMueller: ya teh GregFBTMueller: you? Andrew222555: thats what i found funny GregFBTMueller: sorry andrew tehdragon (Observer): yah, gonna play in all 3 events I think Andrew222555: so i explained why you were wrong GregFBTMueller: i play down here for fun Andrew222555: and now its "i dont care about the money" GregFBTMueller: dont like to be annoyed Andrew222555: again... thats FINE! GregFBTMueller: you will see me teh make sure you say hi Andrew222555: hahahaha bigdealy (Observer): andrew can i borrow 10 dude ? riskarb (Observer): ah - i think you p.o'd him man Andrew222555: ahahahaha riskarb (Observer): lol O man I lol'ed at most of this, I was just rambling BS to try and piss this guy off, btu he was loving himself and it was annoying/ funny. (he started shoving randomly and you could tell he was annoyed. I don't like being stupid, but I found this situation comical.) |
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