AA - this is for you pokerbob

[sui generis]

Villians are complete [censored] idiots. This is my first hand played at the table, but I had been joking about it with pokerbob for a while so I had about 100+ hands min on everyone at the table.

SB is 72/42/1.8 complete retard. This may very well be the worst lagtard i've ever seen in my life.
UTG is slightly better, 31/26/1.5, but still LAG.

The UTG raise, despite the big raise, made me put him on a decent hand - Ax or 44 and up. Not to ruin the surprise, but I've never see him raise with anything completely retarded.

These guys will bet damn near anything and I've seen them call/cap, check/cap, cap with middle/bottom pairs... There isn't a whole lot of rhyme or reason.

My question is about the river, should I have slowed down when the UTG got excited? I put him on like TT and he tripped and thought it was amazing or something.

I'm guessing I should have just called the 3-bet, but I thought I would be missing out on 2 bb from these two guys.

Party Poker 5.00/10.00 Hold'em <font color="#0000FF">(5 handed)</font> link

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, CO calls, <font color="#666666">1 folds</font>, SB calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero 3-bets</font>, UTG calls, CO calls, <font color="#CC3333">SB caps</font>, Hero calls, UTG calls, CO calls.

Flop: (16.00 SB) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG calls, CO calls, SB calls.

Turn: (10.00 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, UTG calls, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, UTG calls, CO folds, SB calls.

River: (24.00 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG 3-bets</font>, SB calls, <font color="#CC3333">Hero caps</font>, UTG calls, SB calls.

Final Pot: 36.00 BB.

I'll post what the UTG had later... i hate life.

-eric