Dear Party Poker,

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I have been trying to determine for the past year whether I should make my exclusive home for poker at Party or Stars.

I would like to extend my heartfelt appreciatinon for making this tough decision for me.

Good luck with your future endeavors and remember that having a 2% online gaming market share is better than nothing.

P.S. - I just purchased a package of golf balls with my 2.3 million remaining party points. Please deduct my shipping charges from the .97 cents you refused to return to me when I cashed out.

Regards
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