The Most Despicable Female on the Planet

[Jasper109]

I bring forward for nomination Belinda Stronach.



A little background information for those of you who haven't heard of this person.

Daughter of Frank Stronach. (filthy rich founder of Magna International)
She worked for her daddy, and he eventually (in 2001) appointed her chief executive officer of Magna. She eventually became CEO of the company. (a well deserved post, I'm sure)
Up to this point she had married and divorced twice. (Magna executive Donald Walker and Norwegian speed skating legend Johann Olav Koss)

In 2004 (her first foray into politics) she ran for the leadership of the Conservative Party of Canada. During the campaign she refused to debate the other contenders for the leadership, and eventually finished second to Stephen Harper.
She was eventually appointed International Trade Critic of the opposition party. Rumour has it that her and Bill Clinton were "very close friends" during this period of time.

In May of 2005 the ruling Liberal Party were facing a vote of non-confidence that they were likely to lose, before Ms. Stronach "crossed the floor" and suddenly became a Liberal.

This was a big surprise to her boyfriend at the time (fellow Conservative MP Peter McKay) She changed political parties and dumped him on the same day.




This is the same Peter McKay who is supposedly dating and/or banging Condaleezza Rice.

Now we come to the most recent news regarding the heroine of our little story.

It came to light a couple of days ago that recently retired Toronto Maple Leafs hockey player Tie Domi was getting a very messy divorce from his wife. He apparently offerred his soon to be ex one million dollars to not spill the beans about why they were getting divorced. (not the only reason, I'm sure)

Apparently good old Tie (nice name) started banging Belinda in January when he started working on her latest campaign. Mrs. Domi was oblivious to the shenanigans until a friend of hers spotted Tie and Belinda power shopping (and groping) in Manhattan.

So there we have it. If this [censored] ever becomes Prime Minister of Canada (she aspires to) I'm leaving the country immediately and permanently.