My Mansion Profit Purchases

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So being the typical pennypinching Jew, I barely ever buy things for myself, even though I make 6 figures at a hedge fund and about the same playing poker, but my (awesome) fiancee made me buy random stuff that I wouldn't normally buy for myself with the Mansion profits. Here's the results:


I have a tough time finding shirts that fit me, as I'm a runner and in have a slim torso. A man needs a great white dress shirt.


Wanted some shoes to go out in. The design isn't that noticeable if you're standing up, but when you get closer you see it.


I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...


The complete Calvin and Hobbes. No explanation needed.



Totally awesome and new single-serve coffeemaker using pods that's much easier to clean up


Once again, no explanation needed.

Thoughts?

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