Weirdest Spam Email I´ve received so far...

[CommanderCorm]

Usually I don´t read my spam emails and just delete them, but this time I gave it a try, only to find myself pondering what these Zen-like words mean...

The weird part is the bolded part.

While I can see the point of advertising some obscure medicines or hormones, trying to sell them to random people on the internet, why would anyone send stuff like this to people? What does it have to do with the rest of the mail?

Feel free to try and top this by posting something even weirder you found in your email.



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After the age of twenty-one, your body slowly stops releasing an important hormone known as H G H (Human Growth Hormone).

The reduction of H G H, which regulates levels of other hormones in the body (including testosterone, estrogen, progesterone, and melatonin) is directly responsible for many of the most common signs of growing old, such as wrinkles, gray hair, decreased energy, and diminished sexual function.

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Human Growth Hormone will normally yield the following results:
- Boost your immune system
- Rejuvenate your body and mind
- Feel & look younger
- Reduce wrinkles, lose weight, decrease cellulite
- Restore your sex drive and vigor
- Revitalize your heart, liver, kidneys & lungs
- Maintain muscle mass
- Refresh memory, mood and mental energy
- Sleep soundly and awake rested
- Help eliminate stress, fatigue and depression

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Sincerely,
Kayla Lilly



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