I wish I was dead (lost 20% of br, failed shot + probably NSFW pics)

[Xellos]

Cliff's notes: Took a shot, did not go well, see pictures

Bankroll last sunday:
Live: $4500
Online: $10500

Bankroll today:
Live: $3500
Online: $8500

10/20 SH LHE on non PT site: -$200 in about 10 hands.
20/40 SH LHE on non PT site: -$1200 in about 50 hands
15/30 Stud 8: -$400 in a few hundred hands.
1/2 NL shortstacking with a strategy that can't possibly lose: -$100 in 4k hands
5/10 SH LHE on Party: +140 in 250 hands (yeah, somehow I had a winning session in something)
8/16 live: +200 in about 6 hours because I sucked out in a huge pot
20/40 live session I just got back from: -$1400 in about 6 hours. Was up $300 when game was full, won 3 pots once the game got to 4 handed, which lasted about 3 hours. Game was amazing but I was the only one losing in the game, everyone else was taking turns flopping top pair against my middle pair, full houses against my straights and straights against my two pairs.

Here's the pictures as promised:

No. -RB