Variance: A lunchtime trip report

[SomethingClever]

- Go home, play poker. Lose $170. I'm down 9 buyins since I had a 12 buyin upswing when I first moved to $100 NL. asldhfskjadlghskdfg.

- Get super [censored] pissed off, drive to bank to deposit pathetic paycheck.

- As I walk back outside and get on my motorcycle (brag), a guy parks across the lot from me and gets out of his car. His shirt reads, no joke, "Variance" in large italic font across the back. omgwtf?

- Go to other bank to pay CC bill. Notice giant, penis-compensating truck with license plate MMORPG. rofl.

- At no point during lunch did I consume food (beat).