Newspaper Column Name Idea, Help me out kids

[scatthecat]

It's not really a brag, but I sent a couple of sample articles into my school's daily newspaper and I just recieved word that they'd like to print a column in the opening issue and continue running them on a biweekly basis.

I'm writing general interest poker columns, possibly with some basic strategy advice in response to questions from readers (I somehow convinced them I'm qualified to give such advice).

My first column will run next Wednesday; I'm looking for a cool name for it. Scott Fischman has 'The Fish Tank' in Card Player. I think we can do better than that.

Of course, 10 dollars goes to the winner if the name is used. Thanks fellas.