MY AUGUST

orange · #1 08-24-2006, 11:50 PM

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this is why i'm near dead even for august. 51 win $ at showdown. Behold my August:

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
4 players
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Stack sizes:
UTG: $1544.40
Button: $199
orange: $313.20
BB: $257.75

Pre-flop: (4 players) orange is SB with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG calls, Button folds, orange raises to $8, BB folds, UTG calls.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($18, 2 players)
orange bets $18, UTG raises to $72, orange raises all-in $305.2, UTG calls.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($628.4, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $628.4)

River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($628.4, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $628.4)

Results:
Final pot: $628.4
orange showed Ts Th
UTG showed Qh 9d

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
5 players
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Stack sizes:
UTG: $220.20
orange: $213.80
Button: $542.20
SB: $148
BB: $518.90

Pre-flop: (5 players) orange is CO with 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG folds, orange raises to $7, 2 folds, BB calls.

Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($15, 2 players)
BB checks, orange bets $15, BB calls.

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($45, 2 players)
BB checks, orange bets $45, BB raises to $90, orange raises all-in $191.8, BB calls.

River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($428.6, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $428.6)

Results:
Final pot: $428.6
orange showed 3c 4c
BB showed Tc Kc

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
6 players
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Stack sizes:
UTG: $57.20
UTG+1: $639.35
CO: $93.35
Button: $290.20
SB: $225.75
orange: $216.20

Pre-flop: (6 players) orange is BB with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
3 folds, Button calls, SB calls, orange checks.

Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($6, 3 players)
SB bets $5, orange raises to $17, Button folds, SB calls.

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($40, 2 players)
SB bets $12, orange raises to $76, SB calls.

River: Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($192, 2 players)
SB bets $80, orange raises all-in $121.2, SB calls.

Results:
Final pot: $434.4
SB showed 9h Ah
orange showed Jh 7h

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
6 players
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Stack sizes:
UTG: $956.85
UTG+1: $202.75
CO: $36.75
Button: $344.65
SB: $320.35
orange: $230

Pre-flop: (6 players) orange is BB with 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to $7, 3 folds, orange calls.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($15, 2 players)
orange bets $12, UTG+1 raises to $34, orange calls.

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($83, 2 players)
orange bets $60, UTG+1 raises to $120, orange raises all-in $189, UTG+1 calls all-in $41.75.
Uncalled bets: $27.25 returned to orange.

River: J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($406.5, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $406.5)

Results:
Final pot: $406.5
orange showed 5h 5s
UTG+1 showed Jd Jc

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
5 players
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Stack sizes:
UTG: $167.75
orange: $200
Button: $200.55
SB: $118.75
BB: $215.45

Pre-flop: (5 players) orange is CO with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, orange raises to $7, Button calls, SB calls, BB folds.

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($23, 3 players)
SB bets $17, orange raises to $74, Button folds, SB raises all-in $111.75, orange calls.

Turn: 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($246.5, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $246.5)

River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($246.5, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $246.5)

Results:
Final pot: $246.5
orange showed Kc Kh
SB showed Ad Qd

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
6 players
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Stack sizes:
UTG: $163.65
orange: $203.30
CO: $197
Button: $353.80
SB: $253.30
BB: $199

Pre-flop: (6 players) orange is UTG+1 with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG folds, orange raises to $7, CO folds, Button calls, SB folds, BB calls.

Flop: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($22, 3 players)
BB checks, orange bets $17, Button calls, BB folds.

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($56, 2 players)
orange bets $50, Button raises all-in $329.8, orange calls all-in $129.3.
Uncalled bets: $150.5 returned to Button.

River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($414.6, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $414.6)

Results:
Final pot: $414.6
orange showed Qs Qc
Button showed Kh Ad

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plenty more where that came from too. Jesus christ.