BBV Poster Boy

[Sotiria]

OK, here is a proposition:

BBV, you should stake Sotiria.

I am very unsure as to what I should post here in order to increase the positive of the V in BBV.

I am intelligent.

I am good at poker.

I find myself on the bad end of my wench, V.

I will someday win a bracelet event, and you will all be glad that you know me.

Hookers and blow are not my friends (beat?)

Crap, this post is going nowhere fast.

Anyways, you should stake me so that I can make hundreds of dollars playing unlimited texas hold'em and be the BBV poster boy. I know that most of the people that post here could simply pass me one big blind and that would be enough to get me started.

Who wants to help? PM with which site you will stake me on, and we can start an epic BBV post.