WHO IS THE HIGH-STAKES KING OF BBV- ROUND 1

[Gildwulf]

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,

WELCOME TO ROUND 1 OF THE HIGH-STAKES KING OF BBV CONTEST. I HAVE CHOSEN THE BIGGEST BALLERS, PLAYAS, AND PLAYA HATAS IN BBV TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH FOR THE RESPECT AND LOVE (AND POSSIBLY TUGJOBS IF THE CONTENDER PLAYS HIS CARDS RIGHT) OF BBV.

MEET THE CONTENDERS:

ggbman-straight baller, no doubt...he also has the CHARM WITH THE LADIES:

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Last night when i pulled out of Diablo's mom and came on her face, i didn't have any tissues for her to clean up with, so i let her do it with one of the wads of hundreds on my bedside stand.

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newhizzle-although he has gone dark recently in bbv, his legendary post in my 100-hand challenge thread will never be forgotten.

togni-he may not be much of a baller [/b], but he makes more in a week than you do in a YEAR

baronzeus-even with his piddling 7 and change on hot or not, his mad pokerz and posting skills make him a strong front-runner for high-stakes king of bbv:

zeusquest

THE MAN IS JUST GOOD AT POKER, OK??

cts- this high-stakes player has come out of NOWHERE to own bbv thoroughly, winning $10k pots with king high and winning the average starting salary of a university graduate in one hand.

veganmav-THE MAN EATS OUT OF THE TRASH YET IS CURRENTLY BEATING HIGH-STAKES LIMIT POKER. APPARENTLY, HE IS ALSO VERY GOOD WITH THE LADIES. THIS IS THE DARK HORSE CANDIDATE, GUYS. OR SHOULD I SAY...DARK-MEAT-FROM-A-LEFTOVER-KFC-PIECE-OF-CHICKEN-IN-THE TRASH-CANDIDATE.

captainzeebo-founder of zeebo's theorem (noone folds fullhouses no matter how bad they are because poker players are morans), he owns John D'agostino for 30k and doesn't even break a sweat.

Grimstarr- COULD YOU LOSE 28 THOUSAND DOLLARS IN 300 HANDS? I DOUBT IT!

Disqualified players: El Diablo. He is playing at 3/6. haaaa haaa.

Anyways, the final 3 will move on to round 2, where the high-stakes champion of bbv will be decided...the poll ends in 24 hours, CHOOSE WISELY, GUYS: