$16: Wacky awful bubble hand

[LordTacohead]

PokerStars Tournament, Big Blind is t200 (4 handed) Converter on pregopoker.com

CO (t9630)
Button (t620)
Hero (t1235)
BB (t2015)

Preflop: Hero is in SB with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
<font color="red">CO raises to t9630 (All-in)</font>, <font color="gray">Button folds</font>, Hero calls t1135 (All-in), <font color="gray">BB folds</font>

This is stupid on its face, but there are three things to keep in mind:

1) Villain's range is 100%.
2) Shorty can't bust. He's disconnected, and the big stack keeps folding his blind so that he can continue to abuse us.
3) Other than folding the blind, villain will not fold. I saw villain raise from UTG with 97o, get pushed back at by the last big stack, and call for all of his chips.

This is a pretty crazy situation that obviously doesn't come up much, but I felt sick because I didn't know how to reason out a strategy here. Thoughts?