Strip Club Beat

[tongni]

I am currently in France with my two Singaporean friends. One of them wants to go to the red light district, so I oblige. I want to show them a good time so we go to a strip club, because they are illegal in Singapore. It's only 10 euros cover so it seems like a good deal.

It's totally empty. Immediately some girls sit down next to us and start asking for us to buy them drinks. I figure "whatever, it's maybe 10 euros, who cares" so I say ok. Eventually I decide to ask how much they cost. She assures me it's almost nothing. I ask again and she says the same. She asks for another drink. She's really ugly, so I say no of course. She ends up asking and asking again, to which I tell her no. Eventually she just orders another one and puts it on my tab anyways. My friends have bought some girls drinks too. So I decide to find out how much drinks are each. I go up to the front. 110 euros each! That makes a total of 660 euros that we owe for maybe 5 minutes in a deserted strip club with uggs.

So I go and tell the manager how this is a total scam, and how we have 300 euros and he scammed us good and we'll pay 300 and get the [censored] out. He says no. "660 euros, le boss is watching with the camera, cannot charge less". I tell him to [censored] off and ask him to call the police. He refuses. We argue for maybe 30 minutes. Some american comes in who is obviously the owner. I tell him "you scammed us good, here's 300 euros and we will just leave". He laughs and accepts the money and we leave. I am really tilted now. Paris sucks.