Starting hands (newbie)

[cbloom]

Ok, I know, I did read the FAQ, I did search, I can't find anything. If there's another thread, please point me to it.

If not, I was hoping you guys could just give your opinion on a good starting hand guide for newbies, like "read Ciaffone". I've found a lot of point systems online, do you recommend any of them?

(also, I know, I know, "it depends" on who's in the pot, position, stacks, blah blah blah, I just want something to get started with)