The shirt-making thread... catchy one liners!

[RiverTheNuts]

Alright, so basically, I am in the mood to take a bunch of old blank t-shirts of various colors and make funny shirts... usually my ideas get ripped off by shirt companies before I can make them...

Such as "We want prenup" I think A&F made a shirt like that... anyway, all catchy 1 liners that arent overly offensive or gross that would be awesome ironed on to a shirt...

I know OOT can do this better than probably any other group of people alive.